imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via manda)


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teamsasskid:

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parrish is probably like:

weasleys-wildfires:

psychic my motherfuck left ass cheek, i know a banshee when i see one. these mothafuckas must think i’m stupid. jesus christ, danny told me about these people didn’t know shit, but damn. these people are so fucking obvious, i’m surprised the whole town doesn’t know about the shit that goes on here. oh well, at least lydia’s hot and a banshee. i want that booty

(via lyhdiamartens)


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vespira:

This is why we belong together.

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skoeskebloesk:

angelskeepfalling:

skoeskebloesk:

how do extras in music videos get anything done instead of gaping at the artist the entire time?

My friend Mary was an extra on a Justin bieber music video and she kept hiding his water bottles to piss him off

Your friend mary is an inspiration to us all

(via neelatak)


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